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Old 23-12-2006, 07:28 AM
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This article, written by an itchy old man with an over-taxed imagination, is purely fictional. It is written solely for entertainment purposes and for reasons best known only to the author


Hi, my name is Jane. I am 43 and I am a nymphomaniac. At the age of sixteen, I was introduced to the pleasure of sex by my step-brother. It happened one night when he was staying over for the weekend, and my parents were out for a wedding engagement dinner. It all happened very naturally and before I knew it, I was having my first orgasm. After that initial experience, I can’t seem to get enough of it.

I was in high school at that time. I think i had screwed boy in school by the time I graduated. Sometimes when the going gets really horny, I will have 4 guys in a day. I just simply can’t control myself. I can’t get enough.

By the age of 23, I lost count of their men I had. Young ones, old ones, fat ones, thin ones, I don’t care. As long as they can satisfy my need, I will go to bed with them. I knew i was sick and needed help. So I went looking for a psychiatrist. He wasn’t much of a help either, because I ended up seducing him and ended the session, both of us naked on the couch. I decided there and then that since I could not be cured, I might as well make the best of the situation. I became a hooker.

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Very quickly, I became the most well known hooker in town. Doing it for my own satisfaction rather than for the money, I charge only token sum for my services. Sometimes when things are slow, I do it for free. During my period days, I satisfy myself by giving blow jobs. It was better than nothing. Of course there were some with perverted needs who relishes making out with women on these days. For these people, I usually charge them double, for I know, there are not many who will accommodate their perverted thoughts. Then of course there the extra laundry bills for washing the sheets after that

I carried on with this sinful occupation for the next 15 years or so, hoping this illness will go away as I aged. It did not. On the contrary, I seemed to be needing more and more. Due to my endless needs, I sometimes couldn’t be bothered with the precautions that I have to take. At the age of 40, I was diagnosed with Aids. My mind went blank for a few days after that. The thought of imminent death kept playing over and over again in my mind. Surprisingly, the knowledge of me having this dreadful disease seems to have cured my sickness! I have lost the urge for sex! I no longer feel like having it. It came as a big relief. At least now, I can get a good night’s sleep. I feel happy at last…


So kawan, jaga jaga , Aids is still pervasive. Think twice before going to see a kok kok kai
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Old 23-12-2006, 07:52 AM
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This is the best, CM! Get more of this kind to come!
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Old 23-12-2006, 08:01 AM
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At the age of 40, I was diagnosed with Aids. At least now, I can get a good night’s sleep. …


She'll be sleeping forever shortly....
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Old 23-12-2006, 01:28 PM
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A SORT OF GOOD AWARENESS CAMPAIGN TO ALL ON AIDS

(Thanks CariMakan, eh....mana u punya gambar arrr!????)
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Old 24-12-2006, 06:52 AM
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A SORT OF GOOD AWARENESS CAMPAIGN TO ALL ON AIDS

(Thanks CariMakan, eh....mana u punya gambar arrr!????)

My gambar looks similar to my avatar lor.... You see my avatar, you see me. Similarity not far from it, but lost most teeth and botak, saved a few strands liao!
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Tq Carimakan for the reminder that it pays to play it safe. Safe sex is the way to go in these dangerous times. And it's always advisable to stick to one partner.
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